Knowledge is Power

Well, boy oh boy, do I EVER owe an apology to my daughter today. Wow. Man. I mean….good GOD. If ever a situation called for an apology, this is that situation. Sometimes in life you just wind up being completely wrong about something, and this is one of those times. This is one of those times in HUGE, NEON LIGHTS. I now officially, and without any excuse for myself, take back EVERYTHING that I ever said about there being no monsters under my daughter’s bed. JESUS, was I proven an idiot on this one. So, to my daughter, all I can say today is: now I know. DAMN, do I ever know what the real story is now. YIKES. Ouch. Hooooooo, baby.