The Randomness of the Universe Comes to Town

A bunch of things that don't exist yet, and I'm not even sure what they'd be, but they sound pretty neat:

Oreos: The Platinum Collection


No-sided dice

Sherlock Holmes and the Piece of Paper

Tollbooth porn

Stutterers Without Borders

TithingCon 2010

Doughnut milk

Foldable cactus

Love between two poltergeists

Twitter solitaire


Peeblers! Now with bigger surface area

Antiquing with Lou Diamond Phillips

Audio recordings of meat

Abercrombie & Putin

See Yourself Inside a Rhombus

Horse chickens

Cat butter