I Grow Fatigued With Waves of the Future, But Whatev

Attention anyone who's left on this sinking ship: the goof-offery has moved to Twitter, which I understand will enable me to compose blog entries of up to 140 characters--meaning each one will now only be too long by about fifty percent! Join me at @sorennarnia. There will be prize giveawa--good God, what am I saying?