Wednesday

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WHEN YOU’RE HOME ALONE AND JUST WANT A BATH AT THE END OF A HARD DAY….THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD FEAR ARE

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BUT WHEN THE LAST THING YOU’D EXPECT TO STRIKE TERROR INTO YOUR HEART BECOMES THE ULTIMATE VESSEL OF FEAR, IT’S TIME TO SCREAM AT THE SIGHT OF

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FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE TUB WILL COME A HORROR MASQUERADING AS SOMETHING INNOCENT….BUT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SPOT THE MENACE HIDING WITHIN

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THEY CAN SLIP UNDER A DOOR….STICK TO YOUR SHOULDER…LEAVE A RESIDUE OF FEAR…AND NOT EVEN FLEEING TO THE OCEAN WILL ALLOW YOU ESCAPE FROM

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IN 2010, THEATERS EVERYWHERE WILL QUAKE WITH THE MOIST, SOAPY SHRIEKS OF THOSE WHO WERE NOT FAST ENOUGH TO ESCAPE

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AND EVEN IN THE EVENT THAT NO STUDIO WILL PURCHASE THE THEATRICAL OR DVD RIGHTS TO

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THE INTERNET WILL TREMBLE AS THE VIDEO BECOMES DOWNLOADABLE IN NINE MINUTE CHUNKS ON YOUTUBE, WHERE

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WILL NOT BE QUITE SO TERRIFYING AS THEY OBVIOUSLY WOULD BE ON THE BIG SCREEN, IN THE DARK, AND OUR IDEA TO HAVE THE TICKET-TAKERS SHOOT OUT

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FROM PLASTIC GUNS TO GET PEOPLE IN THE MOOD TO BE SCARED WON’T BE DOABLE, BUT STILL, WE THINK WE DID SOMETHING KIND OF COOL HERE, NOT A BAD FIRST FILM AT ALL CONSIDERING EVERYONE WAS SO YOUNG AND MONEY WAS SO TIGHT, AND IN FACT THERE’S ALREADY TALK OF A

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REUNION WHERE WE CALL GET TOGETHER NEXT YEAR AT THE DAYTON RADISSON AND TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD WORKING ON THE MOVIE. I MEAN, IT’S NOT THE DEER HUNTER, BUT IT’S GOT SOME GENUINE CHILLS WE THINK. LIKE, IS LEPRECHAUN REALLY THAT MUCH BETTER? NO, I DON’T THINK SO. AND IF YOU’RE GOING TO TALK A BUNCH OF CRAP ABOUT HOW AWFUL

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TURNED OUT, FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T LET THAT CUTE GIRL WHO PLAYED MEGAN HEAR YOU, I’M TRYING TO GET ON THAT AND IT DOESN’T HELP IF YOU’RE BEING SO NEGATIVE.