The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

MY FIVE FAVORITE SOUNDS THAT NETWORKS USE NOW TO INTRODUCE GRAPHICS DURING PRO FOOTBALL GAMES

1. Bzzzizzzt!

2. Schwoooot!

3. Vvvvittitt!

4. Biddibiddit!

5. VissssshhhhhooooowhAPPPP!

FIVE SOUNDS I WISH THE NETWORKS WOULD USE TO INTRODUCE GRAPHICS DURING PRO FOOTBALL GAMES

1. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

2. Shtoot shtoot!

3. Wamma wamma lip lip!

4. Beepy beepy beepy num num num!

5. Ba-WAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

A SOUND I HEAR IN MY HEAD SOMETIMES FOR REASONS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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